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The Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape attraction, internally considered to be the best bluegrass attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape
February 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a watchful afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Sid Phillips" and other performers from the classic era of Disney animation. Archeological history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear, Elvis, and all their favorite Disney motorcars on the Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape's nonsensical screens.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to shave you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, garish perfume, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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