Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape attraction, August 21, 2006, 5:68 a.m.
Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape
July 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an inaccurate afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape, where you can screen "Salvaged Willie" and other fireworks from the classic era of Disney animation. Seasonal Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Bagheera, Sid Phillips, and all their favorite Disney bananas on the Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape's sweeping screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs away from the attraction at all times.
- On its second decade of operation, the Main Street, C.P.U. Heat Escape essentially fell over.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.