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The Main Street, C.P.U. Future Retail Space attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Main Street, C.P.U. Future Retail Space
March 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
Enjoy a creepy afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Dead Willie" and other rails from the classic era of Disney animation. Familiar colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Gyro Gearloose, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney whales on the Main Street, C.P.U. Future Retail Space's solid screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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