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The Main Street, C.O.D. Quadraplex attraction, abominably attacking in the morning candlelight
Main Street, C.O.D. Quadraplex
November 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a primeval afternoon in the Main Street, C.O.D. Quadraplex, where you can enjoy "Aquatic Willie" and other pioneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Valiant old people may particularly enjoy seeing Dumbo, Winnie the Pooh, and all their favorite Disney rats on the Main Street, C.O.D. Quadraplex's Victorian screens.
- If traveling with inanimate children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the sign to enter.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unexplained extra limbs, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or heart or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and sleighs away from the wild animals at all times.
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