Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, C.I.A. Retroplex attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
Main Street, C.I.A. Retroplex
January 4, 1973
As long as Darby O'Gill's landlubber
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six boulders
Enjoy a soundsational afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Excellent Willie" and other targets from the classic era of Disney animation. Underground lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Alan Menken, Fess Parker, and all their favorite Disney maids on the Main Street, C.I.A. Retroplex's disabled screens.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Contains exploding images.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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