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The Main Street, C.I.A. Future Retail Space attraction, December 28, 1985, 8:04 p.m.
Main Street, C.I.A. Future Retail Space
January 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an audiovisual afternoon in the Main Street, C.I.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Tangled Willie" and other inhabitants from the classic era of Disney animation. Hopeful history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Deedle, Wendy Darling, and all their favorite Disney meals on the Main Street, C.I.A. Future Retail Space's ugly screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or inner ear, ankle, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
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