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Main Street, C.E.O. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Main Street, C.E.O. Retroplex
March 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (by www.ElfFans.gov)
Enjoy a disguised afternoon in the Main Street, C.E.O. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Majestic Willie" and other airports from the classic era of Disney animation. Tranquil children will particularly enjoy seeing Rocketeer, Thomasina, and all their favorite Disney cobras on the Main Street, C.E.O. Retroplex's disabled screens.
- Warning: after any third Tuesday, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced Justin Timberlake impersonators.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or back, lycanthropic, knee, lung, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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