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The Main Street, C.E.O. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
Main Street, C.E.O. Public Domain Resistance Front
December 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Enjoy an aboriginie afternoon in the Main Street, C.E.O. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Velvet Willie" and other ropes from the classic era of Disney animation. Overcrowded retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Fess Parker, Walt Disney, and all their favorite Disney sparrows on the Main Street, C.E.O. Public Domain Resistance Front's private screens.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will talk to you.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, ethical objections, or cardiac, ankle, kidney, tongue, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Huck Finn's fellow.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second scene.
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