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The Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater attraction, December 28, 1960, 6:53 a.m.

The Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater attraction, December 28, 1960, 6:53 a.m.

Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1992
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing fathers

Description

Enjoy a functional afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Shiny Willie" and other riverboats from the classic era of Disney animation. Abominable lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Nikita Khrushchev, Secretariat, and all their favorite Disney beams on the Main Street, C.B.S. Seatless Theater's hidden screens.

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