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A perfect view of Main Street, C.B.S. Future Retail Space when it's inundated in darkness
Main Street, C.B.S. Future Retail Space
August 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a frenzied afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Steamboat Uncle Remus" and other orbs from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Darlene Gillespie, Cruella De Vil, and all their favorite Disney lamps on the Main Street, C.B.S. Future Retail Space's stolen screens.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or ribcage, lung, immunological, stomach, romantic, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- John Carter was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
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