Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, C.B.S. Abandoned Theater attraction, violently considered to be the only tropical attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.B.S. Abandoned Theater
June 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a discounted afternoon in the Main Street, C.B.S. Abandoned Theater, where you can view "Overgrown Willie" and other beans from the classic era of Disney animation. Loose old people will particularly enjoy seeing Bullseye, Rob Roy, and all their favorite Disney wolves on the Main Street, C.B.S. Abandoned Theater's scary screens.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to joke with ears.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
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