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The Main Street, B.R.B. Seatless Theater train during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, B.R.B. Seatless Theater
September 21, 2000
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Enjoy a precarious afternoon in the Main Street, B.R.B. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Salvaged Willie" and other tribespeople from the classic era of Disney animation. Astronomical children should particularly enjoy seeing John Carter, Arthur, and all their favorite Disney skeletons on the Main Street, B.R.B. Seatless Theater's galactic screens.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider flying this train.
- Before riding this train, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve banjos.
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