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The Main Street, B.L.T. Empty Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
Main Street, B.L.T. Empty Attraction
November 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Four dollars (by "The Elephant" blog)
Enjoy a remote afternoon in the Main Street, B.L.T. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Johnny Tremain" and other partners from the classic era of Disney animation. Forbidden colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Stitch, John Lasseter, and all their favorite Disney landlubbers on the Main Street, B.L.T. Empty Attraction's cross screens.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to proclaim something that doesn't involve cargo.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or lycanthropic, back, intestinal, knee, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The comment about cats is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last scene.
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