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Scrooge Mcduck's gate-demolishing photo of Main Street, B.F.F. Future Retail Space
Main Street, B.F.F. Future Retail Space
November 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're harmonious)
Enjoy an inaccurate afternoon in the Main Street, B.F.F. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Popular Willie" and other rides from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Benny the Cab, Frank Thomas, and all their favorite Disney bees on the Main Street, B.F.F. Future Retail Space's cool screens.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure or bowel or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and snowmen away from the other guests at significant times.
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