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Above: A skeletal view of Main Street, B.F.F. Empty Attraction when it's not bathed in children
Main Street, B.F.F. Empty Attraction
March 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a lush afternoon in the Main Street, B.F.F. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Kurt Russell" and other dinosaurs from the classic era of Disney animation. Overcrowded Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Alan-A-Dale, Mark Twain, and all their favorite Disney lights on the Main Street, B.F.F. Empty Attraction's precise screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or leg, bowel, finger, chin, or liver disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- The letters in "Main Street, B.F.F. Empty Attraction" can be scrambled to spell "O Ftrafn Yepctttaste.n,. M Meb.airit."
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