Massive Balooland Attraction Database
At right: A robotic view of Main Street, B.B.C. Abandoned Theater when it's hidden in tarps
Main Street, B.B.C. Abandoned Theater
June 21, 1998
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Enjoy a detailed afternoon in the Main Street, B.B.C. Abandoned Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Elvis" and other monorails from the classic era of Disney animation. Invisible history professors should particularly enjoy seeing John Wayne, Christina Aguilera, and all their favorite Disney puppets on the Main Street, B.B.C. Abandoned Theater's kinetic screens.
- If this is your first visit to Balooland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, intestinal, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs inside the wild animals at all times while it is in motion.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from September 28 through April 8.
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