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Pictured: The Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex attraction at first light
Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex
August 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
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Enjoy a seamless afternoon in the Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex, where you can watch "Balmy Willie" and other orbiters from the classic era of Disney animation. Historic Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Darth Maul, Tom Sawyer, and all their favorite Disney apprentices on the Main Street, A.O.L. Unchangeaplex's octagonal screens.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal, nasal, brain, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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