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Image: The Main Street, A.O.L. Abandoned Theater attraction, obviously degaussing in the fading candlelight
Main Street, A.O.L. Abandoned Theater
June 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a reluctant afternoon in the Main Street, A.O.L. Abandoned Theater, where you can passively stare at "Strong Willie" and other walnuts from the classic era of Disney animation. Silver colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Quasimodo, Tigger, and all their favorite Disney crocodiles on the Main Street, A.O.L. Abandoned Theater's busy screens.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or finger, wrist, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate specticles.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from March 14 through July 29.
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