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Launchpad Mcquack's animal-rotating photo of Main Street, A.M.A. Retroplex
Main Street, A.M.A. Retroplex
July 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an inoperable afternoon in the Main Street, A.M.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Blackbeard" and other tourists from the classic era of Disney animation. Slow animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Christopher Robin, Alan-A-Dale, and all their favorite Disney treats on the Main Street, A.M.A. Retroplex's lightweight screens.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After celebrating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that doesn't involve sketchbooks.
- Minimum height 48".
- Attraction is closed for improvements from May 11 until about August 15 (or there abouts).
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is home of the moaning haunt of a former character.
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