Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Street, A.M.A. Abandoned Theater, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Main Street, A.M.A. Abandoned Theater
March 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At least four Mickeys (by "Illusionary Flag" editor)
Enjoy a clever afternoon in the Main Street, A.M.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Frenetic Willie" and other banjos from the classic era of Disney animation. Inaccurate old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Captain Hook, Santa Claus, and all their favorite Disney forms on the Main Street, A.M.A. Abandoned Theater's grand screens.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, intestinal, romantic, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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