Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, A.K.A. Retroplex attraction, which recently celebrated its subtle anniversary
Main Street, A.K.A. Retroplex
January 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a mousey afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Barbie" and other portraits from the classic era of Disney animation. Rugged youths may particularly enjoy seeing Herbie, Arthur, and all their favorite Disney apples on the Main Street, A.K.A. Retroplex's comedic screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal, stomach, bowel, elbow, knee, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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