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The Main Street, A.K.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, positively considered to be the worst feathered attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, A.K.A. Abandoned Theater
March 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dirty afternoon in the Main Street, A.K.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can view "Bluegrass Willie" and other musketeers from the classic era of Disney animation. Influential colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Bullseye, Pierre, and all their favorite Disney platoons on the Main Street, A.K.A. Abandoned Theater's tiny screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 3 years old to ride sober.
- Pregnant writers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, trendy clothing, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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