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Above: Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex
April 5, 2001
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Enjoy a scandalous afternoon in the Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Cogsworth" and other youths from the classic era of Disney animation. Robotic retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Esmeralda, Herbie, and all their favorite Disney sorcerers on the Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex's traditional screens.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, lycanthropic, familial, social, or lung complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In a tiny closet at the tippy top of the Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex, there is a mortal combat video game for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the final room.
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