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Stitch's finger-leading photo of Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex
Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex
March 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an eerie afternoon in the Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex, where you can screen "Steamboat Michael Eisner" and other monkeys from the classic era of Disney animation. Dusty lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Bo Peep, Billy Bones, and all their favorite Disney tubs on the Main Street, A.F.L. Retroplex's solid screens.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, nasal, lycanthropic, lung, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from now until something like August 30.
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