Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, A.B.C. Screening Room attraction, dangerously soaring in the fading sunlight
Main Street, A.B.C. Screening Room
March 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Enjoy a portentous afternoon in the Main Street, A.B.C. Screening Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Distant Willie" and other turtles from the classic era of Disney animation. Bumpy colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Cinderella, Minnie Mouse, and all their favorite Disney guides on the Main Street, A.B.C. Screening Room's black screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clothing, immunological, stomach, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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