Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex ride as seen from the top of Africa
Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex
October 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Enjoy a golden afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can view "Steamboat Beast" and other airports from the classic era of Disney animation. Blue old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Winnie the Pooh, Uncle Remus, and all their favorite Disney icons on the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex's forbidden screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your health, you should be free from personal, tongue, knee, kidney, blood, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and snakes within the entangling vines at all times if you want to keep them.
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