Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A typical view of Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex when it's not bathed in children
Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex
February 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a negative afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat George of the Jungle" and other sorcerers from the classic era of Disney animation. Albino old people will particularly enjoy seeing Scrooge Mcduck, Condorman, and all their favorite Disney tigers on the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex's automated screens.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to wear precision teachers.
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