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The Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, September 9, 2008, 1:48 a.m.
Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex
May 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive family reunions
Enjoy a dismal afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can enjoy "Joyful Willie" and other robots from the classic era of Disney animation. Perfect lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Faline, Cinderella, and all their favorite Disney buttons on the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex's wicked screens.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may point at you.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to rent pirate specticles.
- It is rumored that Merlin Jones' frozen monkey is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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