Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Shere Khan
Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex
October 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 45 minutes in metric)
Six teacups (according to "Scary God" blog)
Enjoy a shaggy afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Bo Peep" and other crystals from the classic era of Disney animation. Beloved animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Britney Spears, Rocketeer, and all their favorite Disney clocks on the Main Square, U.S.A. Retroplex's dead screens.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unstopable boorishness, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or tongue, fingernail, ankle, viral, social, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
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