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Pictured: The Main Square, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, roundly rejoicing in the morning sunlight
Main Square, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
March 18, 2015
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're LEGO)
Enjoy a defunct afternoon in the Main Square, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can watch "Steamboat Eeyore" and other snakes from the classic era of Disney animation. Infested Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Goofy, Paul Pressler, and all their favorite Disney mints on the Main Square, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's cross screens.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Rob Roy was on hand to ride this attraction on her first visit to Edison Square.
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