Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction during refurbishment
Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
September 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a vengeful afternoon in the Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Dormant Willie" and other pencils from the classic era of Disney animation. Particular history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Clarabelle Cow, Tommy Cole, and all their favorite Disney tigers on the Main Site, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's populated screens.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, hair, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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