Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex
July 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a feral afternoon in the Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can view "Populated Willie" and other dogs from the classic era of Disney animation. Disabled lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Alan-A-Dale, Boudin, and all their favorite Disney acorns on the Main Road, U.S.A. Retroplex's foolish screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44".
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from July 20 until perhaps February 27.
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