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A fictional view of Main Mall, U.S.A. Heat Escape when it's inundated in validity
Main Mall, U.S.A. Heat Escape
August 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a sunken afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Imaginative Willie" and other watchers from the classic era of Disney animation. Light colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Ghirardelli, Wernher von Braun, and all their favorite Disney canoes on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Heat Escape's technological screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 78.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, trendy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, chin, kidney, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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