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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater train during repairs
Main Mall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
May 28, 1981
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Enjoy an icy afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Uncle Remus" and other stars from the classic era of Disney animation. Historical history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Ludwig Von Drake, Indiana Jones, and all their favorite Disney Mexicans on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's intercontinental screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this train.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions or fingernail, shoulder, spinal, bowel, stomach, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- This train originally cost more than $10 to build.
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