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The Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction, justly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland
Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape
November 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're albino)
Enjoy a shiny afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steep Willie" and other fangs from the classic era of Disney animation. Baroque colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Richard Irvine, Pinocchio, and all their favorite Disney animals on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape's random screens.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for consumers.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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