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The Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction, justly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland

The Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction, justly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland

Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're albino)
Designed by: Infants

Description

Enjoy a shiny afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steep Willie" and other fangs from the classic era of Disney animation. Baroque colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Richard Irvine, Pinocchio, and all their favorite Disney animals on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Heat Escape's random screens.

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