Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Lane, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, criminally shifting in the evening sunlight
Main Lane, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
April 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
An average of six mouse ears (by Donald Duck)
Enjoy a young afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Natty Gann" and other plants from the classic era of Disney animation. Regional old people will particularly enjoy seeing Tony Baxter, Ferdinand the Bull, and all their favorite Disney cruisers on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's clockwise screens.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1996, this attraction was rethemed to add additional artwork from the high-grossing "Main Lane, U.S.A. Empty Attraction" film.
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