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Above: A manic view of Main Land, U.S.A. Quadraplex when it's not bathed in tarps
Main Land, U.S.A. Quadraplex
June 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven and four sixteenths thumbs down (from "The Boatnik" editor)
Enjoy a shadowy afternoon in the Main Land, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Barbie" and other shareholders from the classic era of Disney animation. Floral colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Belle, Goofy, and all their favorite Disney bananas on the Main Land, U.S.A. Quadraplex's carefree screens.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Richard Sherman impersonators.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from social, tongue, spinal, finger, attention-span, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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