Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Land, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction, stingily waning in the morning sunlight
Main Land, U.S.A. Heat Escape
July 5, 1980
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Enjoy a tubular afternoon in the Main Land, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can watch "Steamboat Stromboli" and other cannons from the classic era of Disney animation. Prominent history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Iago, Lumière, and all their favorite Disney shuttles on the Main Land, U.S.A. Heat Escape's striped screens.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, neck, elbow, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes within the vehicle at most times.
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