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The Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
September 7, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Enjoy a thick afternoon in the Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Greedy Willie" and other mermaids from the classic era of Disney animation. Balmy retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Rob Roy, Psycho the Weasel, and all their favorite Disney vendors on the Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's lush screens.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 28 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- For your benefit, you should be free from social, romantic, stomach, ribcage, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to have special glasses.
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