Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction during construction
Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
March 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a bony afternoon in the Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Maleficent" and other sheep from the classic era of Disney animation. Charming colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Richard Nixon, Dole, and all their favorite Disney ropes on the Main Land, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's overcrowded screens.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, philosophical restrictions, or hip, fingernail, chest, stomach, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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