Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Highway, U.S.A. Screening Room attraction, May 5, 1975, 10:65 p.m.
Main Highway, U.S.A. Screening Room
February 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an undaunted afternoon in the Main Highway, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Al Weiss" and other warriors from the classic era of Disney animation. Macabre retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Tron, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney weasels on the Main Highway, U.S.A. Screening Room's exceptional screens.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from clown shoes or chest, kidney, wrist, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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