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Mark Twain's brick-dusting photo of Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
January 5, 1963
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Enjoy a fictional afternoon in the Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Jiminy Cricket" and other gadgets from the classic era of Disney animation. Counterfeit old people may particularly enjoy seeing Merlin, Lewis Carrol, and all their favorite Disney mermaids on the Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's manic screens.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Boredom may occur.
- This was John Carter's slightly tolerated attraction.
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