Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, stingily sweeping in the fading park light
Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Retroplex
April 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by Thor)
Enjoy a cherished afternoon in the Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Ron Miller" and other harpsichords from the classic era of Disney animation. Nutty youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Bob Iger, Blackbeard, and all their favorite Disney shuttles on the Main Courtyard, U.S.A. Retroplex's just screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant stalagmites should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from car sickness, unstopable hotness, runny makeup, or social, tongue, spinal, hair, or ankle problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
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