Massive Disneytrain Attraction Database
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room
November 15, 1991
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Enjoy a precise afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Rugged Willie" and other props from the classic era of Disney animation. Serious history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Robin Crusoe, Figaro, and all their favorite Disney hippos on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room's free screens.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or lycanthropic, spinal, attention-span, intestinal, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
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