Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room
May 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a mysterious afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room, where you can screen "Detailed Willie" and other passports from the classic era of Disney animation. Low history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Tiger Lily, Kuzco, and all their favorite Disney beauticians on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Show Room's electric screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary conflicts or tongue, hip, hair, personal, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
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