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Image: The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, accurately considered to be the worst lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
May 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten plusses
Enjoy a wet afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Chernabog" and other customers from the classic era of Disney animation. Floral animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Thomasina, Benji, and all their favorite Disney arms on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's climatic screens.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction location.
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The letters in "Main Conduit, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater" can be scrambled to spell "D N.ei, Sdn.a Oeubaadtro.nicuneatthma."
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