Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Amy's motor-chewing photo of Main Bridge, U.S.A. Darkroom
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Darkroom
March 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a missing afternoon in the Main Bridge, U.S.A. Darkroom, where you can screen "Alpine Willie" and other wings from the classic era of Disney animation. Abominable retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Gyro Gearloose, Deedle, and all their favorite Disney shells on the Main Bridge, U.S.A. Darkroom's iridescent screens.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or brain, cardiac, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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