Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Area, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction at a distance
Main Area, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
June 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an iconic afternoon in the Main Area, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Long Willie" and other bands from the classic era of Disney animation. Valiant retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Mary Poppins, Tex, and all their favorite Disney daisies on the Main Area, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's ghoulish screens.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Waiting may occur.
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