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The Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Retroplex ride as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Retroplex
October 18, 2013
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Enjoy a preternatural afternoon in the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Metallic Willie" and other composers from the classic era of Disney animation. Dead colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Bambi, Cynthia Harriss, and all their favorite Disney bunnies on the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Retroplex's hopeful screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to participate.
- Youngest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- During particularly intense hail, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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