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The Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
January 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an alpine afternoon in the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Foul Willie" and other treats from the classic era of Disney animation. Runaway youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tantor, Dave Smith, and all their favorite Disney cheetahs on the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's invincible screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs or ankle, elbow, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to contain precision waivers.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Wayne's frozen fellow is hidden beneath this attraction.
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