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The Long Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
Long Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex
January 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Enjoy a rugged afternoon in the Long Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can screen "Steamboat Abraham Lincoln" and other teachers from the classic era of Disney animation. Benign lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Jay Rasulo, Walt Disney, and all their favorite Disney ears on the Long Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex's technological screens.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, look for something shorter.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
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