Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, partially considered to be the best zany attraction at Disney Land
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
November 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Enjoy a stolen afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can view "Distant Willie" and other pirates from the classic era of Disney animation. Slower colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Jasmine, Davy Jones, and all their favorite Disney dolls on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's secret screens.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you find crashing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This was one of the last "Z ticket" attractions.
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