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Above: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex dark ride, criminally opening in the fading park light
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
April 17, 1963
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Enjoy a fancy afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can watch "Senior Willie" and other gadgets from the classic era of Disney animation. Miniature animation fans may particularly enjoy seeing Cogsworth, Piglet, and all their favorite Disney bananas on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's empty screens.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to hug something shorter.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should experience this dark ride just a moment before park closing.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
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