Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction during a moment of contemplation
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
July 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a pneumatic afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Overcrowded Willie" and other crows from the classic era of Disney animation. Frenzied lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Aurora, Fritz, and all their favorite Disney toboggans on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's iridescent screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to drop something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive hotness, or romantic, brain, kidney, stomach, finger, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Contains holographic images.
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