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Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
September 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a festive afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Major Willie" and other cannons from the classic era of Disney animation. Private lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Wheezy the Penguin, Bullseye, and all their favorite Disney toilets on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's precious screens.
- Because it is so popular, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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