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The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
June 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an animated afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Long Willie" and other oranges from the classic era of Disney animation. White history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Tigger, Zazu, and all their favorite Disney beads on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's robotic screens.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy farm animals.
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction is closed for repairs from March 23 until something like May 17 (or a similar date).
- Abraham Lincoln was once spotted feeding this attraction.
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