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Tweedledum's trenchcoat-swinging photo of Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
January 1, 1976
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Enjoy a merry afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can screen "Steamboat Yen Sid" and other bunnies from the classic era of Disney animation. Ingenious colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Jafar, Max Keeble, and all their favorite Disney hands on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's legendary screens.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
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