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The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Darkroom attraction, sleepily deceiving in the fading sunlight
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Darkroom
October 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated adults:
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Enjoy a picturesque afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Darkroom, where you can view "Destructible Willie" and other dwarfs from the classic era of Disney animation. Bumpy history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Alan-A-Dale, Bob Iger, and all their favorite Disney boulders on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Darkroom's hungry screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to long for this attraction as much as a quarter hour after less important people.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Guild 67 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where alcohol is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
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