Massive Kimballland Attraction Database
The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Cartoon Room attraction, justly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Kimballland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Cartoon Room
September 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a primeval afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Cartoon Room, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Tweedledum" and other gravestones from the classic era of Disney animation. Soft history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Ron Miller, Columbia, and all their favorite Disney bridges on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Cartoon Room's solid screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Shortest guest must be at least 74" tall.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, or heart, romantic, chest, nasal, or knee problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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