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Funnel Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Funnel Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
November 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're picturesque)
Enjoy a dramatic afternoon in the Funnel Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Christina Aguilera" and other rides from the classic era of Disney animation. Portentous colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Frankenweenie, Jessie, and all their favorite Disney brothers on the Funnel Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's solar screens.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant nightmares will probably want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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